ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

An epidemic has hit our town.

It is striking young

And old alike

It is causing those affected to act irrationally

School Kids are having trouble concentrating,

and office workers are staring out the window!

A major symptom appears to be a rapid heartbeat

The experts have been called in

They have all come to the same conclusion

It's an attack of

  SPRING FEVER